🚨🚨 BREAKING: Amazon just dropped an AUDIOBOOK THOR NSHINER that’s more legendary than your mom’s spaghetti!! 🎤🔥 For just $3 💸, YES THREE DOLLARS, you can snag three months of ALL THOSE audiobooks you just pretend to read! 📚🤳 👀 Listen up, fam! This Prime Day (July 8-11 🗓️), it’s about to get LIT. You ever see a deal this fat? I mean, $42 off? That’s a stonks meme waiting to happen! 📈💰 But like, no cap, you better remember to cancel before they hit you with that $15 monthly sledgehammer after the Par-TAY. Leaked quote from an imaginary dev: "Yeah, we just want people to binge on audiobooks instead of listening to their own thoughts. That’s why we hid our cancel button under 12 layers of pop-ups!" *facepalm* 🤦‍♂️💀 And get this: you get a credit each month for that sweet new audiobook swag! From bestseller bangers to self-help cringe, they got it ALL, fam! 🤓🔥 So what’s the prediction? In five years, Spotify will start offering Mood Music for your Bad Decisions™ — guaranteed! *Shudders* 🤯🚀 #AudiobookAddictsUnite #SpendMoneyLikeYourLifeDependsOnIt