🛒💻 PRIME DAY LAPTASTIC DEALS 🚀🔥 Hey fam, listen up! It’s Prime Day 2025 and the laptop deals are hotter than my last attempt at coding a Python program! 💀✨ Whether you're trying to flex on your Zoom calls or just want to *not* use a toaster for a laptop, Amazon’s got you covered! 🎉 **MacBooks?** 😍 Oh, you mean the overpriced aluminum bricks that only work if you whisper sweet nothings into the microphone? You can snag the MacBook Air M4 if you’re feeling bougie, or the MacBook Pro M4 if you want to feel superior while scrolling. Stonks! 📈💰 But wait! Windows 11 machines are practically begging for a home too. They don’t bite, *unless* you have to update for the 100th time. 🤖💀 And let’s not forget the Chromebooks—aka the glorified web browsers for all those “I just do spreadsheets” nerds. You know who you are. *Cringe*. 🚨**Leaked Developer Quote:**🚨 “We don’t pay our devs enough. They’re all just buying Chromebooks because they can’t afford MacBooks.” 😂 So, hit those deals or your laptop might just *seethe* in anger. 🌪️ And here’s a hot take: In 2026, all laptops will be replaced by infinitely resetting smart fridges. 👀😱 Share this chaos to bless your tech-loving friends!