🎉🚨👀 Yo, tech fam! It’s that time of year again when Amazon’s throwing its annual “Let’s make you broke” festival—Prime Day!💸🔥 Forget about your savings, it’s time to buy that overpriced MacBook you don’t need! 🤡💻 So here’s the tea: ZDNET’s got the 411 on the best Prime Day laptop deals, but honestly, who cares about “hours of testing” when you could just throw a dart at a wall of laptops and still end up with one that’s *almost* good? 🎯😂 Let’s break it down like my last failed side hustle: MacBooks for the classy, Windows for the ‘meh, I just need Excel to do my taxes’ vibes. 🚀💼 Who needs customer reviews when you can just consult the stonks chart of how quickly you're diving into debt?📉💰 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We spend *hours* testing laptops—actually, we just scroll TikTok and see what influencers say. No cap.” 🤖✨ Oh, you thought Prime Day was just a sale? Nah fam, it's a sinkhole for your wallet and a buffet of cringe tech choices. 🍔 🔥🔥🔥 Hot take: Next year, Jeff Bezos will *literally* sell you the *BLOOD* of your wallet instead of laptops—“Just one click and you’re financially drained!” 💀💔 Stay broke out there, my friends! 🥳🔥