🚨🔥 *BREAKING NEWS* 🔥🚨: Apple just dropped the NEW iPad and it's cheaper than your last therapy session! 🤡💰👀 Get ready to throw money at screens, fam! For ONLY $299, you can snag the 11-inch iPad just in time to post “look at my new tech” pics on Insta! 📸✨ This deal is so good, I can hear the stonks meme in the background – 🚀📈! That’s $50 off ahead of Prime Day! 🎉🤑 Like, come on, even this iPad is thinking “Am I too cheap?!” 🤔💀 Leaked dev convo: 👨‍💻 Dev1: “Bro, how do we price this so it sounds like a steal?” 👨‍💻 Dev2: “Just slap a $50 discount on it, and they'll buy it faster than a TikTok dance trend.” This is fine, says the Apple fanboy sipping on overpriced coffee while seething at the fact that their life choices are as questionable as using Siri in public. 😬☕🤖 And here’s my hot take: the iPad will end up doing your grocery shopping by 2025, no cap. You heard it here first! 🚀🤯 Share this madness or I’ll summon the meme gods to haunt you! 🥴👻💀