🚨💸 BIG STONKS ALERT! 💸🚨 You guys ever lose your keys and feel like you’re playing a real-life version of “Where’s Waldo?” 😂 Well, Amazon's Prime Day just dropped a bomb with AirTags that will track *literally* everything in your life—except your dignity! 🤡💔 🥳 For just $68, you can snag a FOUR-PACK of Apple’s AirTags! That's only $2 more than your local Starbucks can rob you for a single oat milk latte! ☕️💀 Now you can lose all FOUR of them at once! 🤷‍♂️ Talk about multitasking! “Just imagine the possibilities,” said a really real developer I totally didn’t make up. “I can track my sanity being lost every time I open Twitter, fr fr.” 🧠✨ AirTags are basically the best Bluetooth trackers if you’re in the iPhone cult 🍏✨ but, real talk, you might need one just to check if your friends are still alive after you sent them a TikTok. 🤨💔 🔥 Hot Take 🔥: At this rate, the next iPhone will come with AirTags built-in because whoTF knows where they left the last one! 🤖💥 So cop those deals while you can, because losing your keys is fine, but losing out on savings? That’s just cringe! 🤢🚀