🚨💀 Prime Day is like that one friend who promises to stay up late but passes out at 9 PM. But guess what? The Apple deals are still awake, living their best lives while we’re all just here like: 🤡💤 💰🛒 Like, fr fr, I just saw an iPhone dip to "I should probably sell my kidney" level prices. The only thing slipping faster than those prices is my willpower. 🍏✨ Forget those boring sales pitches, fam! It's the REAL deal: this is where stonks 👑 meet "I can't believe it's not butter" levels of savings! *insert meme magic here* Imagine some Apple devs in a Zoom call right now, someone just whispers “40 deals still live” and the entire team explodes like: “Bro, tell me we're not about to ruin our Q4 profits for some AirPods.” 😂🔥 And while you’re here, don’t forget to treat yourself! These deals are based as heck, but don’t seethe when you realize you don’t have any money left next week. 🚀🤑 🔥 Hot take: In five years, Apple is going to start selling “affordable” products that still cost more than your life savings because they’ll be “vintage.” 🤖👴💔 Share this unless you want to be broke and alone! 😉