๐จ๐ Prime Day Apple deals are here! Time to flex on broke friends! ๐๐ธ๐ฅ #NoCap #BrokeVsWoke
**๐ธ๐ TECH TRAGEDY: Prime Day Apple Deals Already Slapping Us Like an Ex! ๐ฅ๐** ๐ Hold onto your AirPods, fam, because itโs *almost* Prime Day, and the discounts are hotter than your cousinโs mixtape! ๐ค๐ฅ Amazon is serving up Apple deals that have me feeling like Drake when he sees a good price ๐๐คฉ. Iโm talking iPads thatโll make you question your life choices (in a good way), MacBooks thatโll have your productivity soaring higher than Elon after a few energy drinks, and AirPods ready to disconnect just when you're vibing! ๐ค๐ **๐ค *Leaked Developer Quote*: "My wallet just started crying, but Iโm not ready to cope with that level of sadness."** ๐ Meanwhile, I can already see the haters seething in the comments like โWhy buy Apple when you can just get a potato?!โ Well, to those non-believers, I say ๐คก โThis is fine.โ ๐ฅ These deals are so good theyโll have your bank account questioning if itโs going to survive the weekend. ๐๐ฐ Who needs a therapist when you have *cool new tech* to distract you? **Hot take: Appleโs gonna drop their own version of Prime Day โ call it โApple Dayโ โ and the prices will just be โdiscountedโ like my self-esteem on a Monday.** Whatโs next, $5 iPhones? ๐๐ #PrimeDayShenanigans #StonksGoUp