📺🚨 **BREAKING: Prime Day TV Deals Are Hotter Than Your Ex's New GF 💀🔥** Listen up, fam! Amazon's Prime Day is BACK and if you think cobwebs are the only thing collecting dust, think again! We're diving *deep* into the abyss of discount TV deals! 🤪💰 Forget the movie theater, because if you can't impress your friends with a 65" Sony Bravia QD OLED on your wall, are you even living? 🥴👀 At $2,998 (down from $3,500), it's basically a steal! 💸🔫 *Leaked quote from a disgruntled Amazon developer*: "Honestly, we just throw numbers on the price tag and watch 'em seethe when they find out it's 50% off... stonks!" 📈🤡 And what’s that? Samsung and LG are here too, getting their shine on! Talk about **OLEDs having an all-you-can-eat buffet** of discounts! 🍽️ Like, if these prices were any lower, they'd be in the *1000s-naughties*. 😵‍💫 But here's the kicker: we also got deals on soundbars that’ll make your neighbors think a *final boss fight* is happening in your living room! 🎮🔊💥 Sound like a good time, or am I just high on HDMI cables? **Unhinged prediction alert**: In a few years, Prime Day TVs will be so cheap that you’ll need a *government license* to buy *anything* else! 🤖🔥 #TechInChaos #UpgradeYourLife