🚨🔥 ALARM! THE TABLET ARMAGEDDON HAS ARRIVED! 🚀📱💥 Ladies and gents, welcome to the chaotic carnival of PRIME DAY 2025! 🎪💰 ZDNET just dropped a bomb of deals on iPads, Android slates, and other shiny rectangles we all pretend to need! Let’s be real, you’re just trying to find the perfect meme machine🤡💀 while saving enough stonks to fund your next coffee addiction! ☕️💸 Here's the deets: 🏷️ 35+ deals that’ll make your wallet scream! 💸😱 Apple is flexin' with iPads like they just won a hot dog eating contest, while Samsung and Lenovo are like, "Hold my protein shake!" 💪🤖 Someone, please, give these tablets a medal for sliding into our online shopping carts like it’s no big deal. 🛒💃 But wait! Rumor has it that a *real* leaked convo from a dev went down like this: Dev 1: "Dude, do people really need a tablet for their 20th rewatch of *The Office*?" Dev 2: "Nah, but they’ll buy it because it’s shiny and has an Apple logo 😂" There’s still time to grab those deals before they disappear faster than your will to work after lunch! 😩💨 Prepare yourselves: by 2030 the only thing we’re gonna be buying is robotic arms to scroll through TikTok on our zero-gravity couches! Stay wild, tech fam! 💥🤖🔥