🚨💸 ATTENTION, GEEKS AND GADGETEERS! 💸🚨 Prime Day 2025 is here, and it’s juicier than the last slice of pizza at a coding party 🍕🤖! We’ve got deals popping more than your grandma's favorite fireworks 🎆💥, with stonks 🔥 going up like your blood pressure during a Zoom call! ✨ Check it: 101+ sales on ALL THE THINGS! MacBooks? Check. Kindles? Check. Other stuff we don’t care about but will totally pretend to use? Double-check! 😤💻📚 But real talk, stocks are dropping faster than your hopes of getting paid to watch cat videos. If you don’t pounce on these deals quicker than a coder fixing a bug at 3 AM, you’re gonna have to cope and seethe in the comments as you watch your friends flex those shiny new gadgets 😩💔. LOL, remember when you thought you'd buy a second monitor to "be more productive"? Yeah, me neither! 🤡💀 💬 *Leaked dev chat*: **Dev1**: "Bro, these deals are hotter than my last Tinder match!" **Dev2**: "Facts. But if I buy another gadget, I’ll need an intervention...or a life coach." 🚀 Anyway, get ready because the next Apple event is basically just gonna be Tim Cook showing off cool new things you can’t afford while sipping on your tears. My hot take? Next Prime Day, we’ll all be buying AR glasses to see how badly we've wasted our money! 😵👓 #BuyThemAll #PrimeDayPopOff