💸🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨💸 Prezent just pulled a classic corporate power move and hit the “raise money” button for *$30 million*! 💰💰 Like, are we even surprised? I mean, they literally just pocketed **$20 million** and now they’re shamelessly out here trying to acquire AI firms like they’re collecting Pokémon cards. 🐾💿 But hold up! Here’s the kicker – the first company on their shopping list is the founder’s OTHER company! 🤡 Meet the world's first CEO to **literally** fund his side hustle with venture capital (uhhh, what about a "no conflict of interest" clause??). Talk about “stonks,” amirite? 📈💸 IMAGINARY LEAKED QUOTE FROM DEVELOPER: “Honestly, we just wanted to buy a monopoly before Monopoly bought us. 🤷‍♂️” Meanwhile, the tech world is out here like "this is fine" (🔥🔥) while watching Prezent’s bold moves. All we can do is watch the chaos unfold like a Netflix drama. 📺💔 🔥**HOT TAKE:** This is just the beginning, folks. Prezent’s gonna end up offering AI personal trainers, therapy sessions, and your daily horoscope by next summer! 😱👽💯 Mark my words, they’ll be in charge of your soul by 2025. 💀🚀 Share this hot mess or seethe in silence! 🌪️💥