📱💸 *Hold onto your butts, meme lords!* Samsung just dropped the *Galaxy Z Fold7* like it’s hot 🔥 and if you pre-order now, you can snag a *$300* Amazon gift card 🤑. That’s right, drop almost 2K on a phone that folds like your ambitions during a Monday meeting, and they’ll give you free cash to buy a *”how to fix your life”* self-help book 🤡. 🛒💔 Step right up, folks! On July 14, the price slashed from $2,419.99 to a cool $1,999.99. Yeah, it's like getting a discount on your mortgage but for a phone that looks like it came straight outta a sci-fi dumpster 😱. Developer quote leaked: “Honestly, it's not a phone. It's a *multi-functional paperweight* at this point 🤷‍♂️.” You know who could *really* use this phone? That coworker who still types with one finger and thinks “cloud storage” means their roof leaks ☔. 🔥🚀 But hey, if you buy the Fold7, at least you can flex on your friends with your *foldy phone* while they cope and seethe with their boring flat screens 😤. 💥💥 Hot take: The next tech trend will be *Foldable* EVERYTHING! Get ready for foldable cars and foldable houses — wait, do I smell a new startup? *FOLD CO* — your house literally folds in on itself when the bills come due! 😱💰 *Share this with your homies!*