🚨💥📱 ATTENTION ALL FOLDY BOIS AND GIRLS: SAMSUNG IS BACK AT IT AGAIN! 🤡💀 👀 You heard it, fam! Get ready for the *Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 7* and *Fold 7* (don’t worry, you’ll still break it just as easily 🤣). But wait! 🚀💸 If you reserve one right now, you get a *$50* credit. So who's winning? 🤔 STONKS! 💰 🗓️ The *Unpacked event* on July 9 is going to be LIT 🔥, and no cap, we might see more than just two phones for once! *Samsung’s trying to flex their Ultra-grade and slim foldable tech*, but let’s be real — is that even worth it if you can’t fit it in your pocket? *“Bro, we wanted to make it slimmer,”* said an imaginary Samsung dev, *“so we doubled the cringe.”* 🤣 🔮 And here’s the hot take: What if Samsung announces a foldable toaster next? 🍞👀 Imagine flipping pancakes on your phone! 🤯 Honestly, if the Flip 7 doesn’t come with a built-in therapist to cope with your decision to jump on the foldable bandwagon, I’m out. This is fine. 🌈💀 So, hit that reserve button like it’s the last slice of pizza and prepare to flex on your friends while simultaneously weeping over your bank account! 💔 #FoldOrBeFolded!