🧐 Capcom be like: "We got stonks in our franchises, but our new game Pragmata? More like PragMAYBE!" 💀🔥 Elon Musk just tweeted about it. “Pragmata? Sounds like my next tax evasion scheme.” 😂💰 Meanwhile, the game’s got more ideas than your average college dropout, but our hype levels are, like, way down here 👇😩. For real, can you believe they’re merging Resident Evil with space-time shenanigans? 🚀💫 If this was a Tinder date, it’d be a solid “it’s not you, it’s me” situation, and I’d ghost it harder than my old PS Vita. 📉 You hear this quote from some “dev”? “We wanted to create a world that explores the boundaries of humanity and AI… and then we lost interest mid-Design.” 🤦‍♂️ The game’s got more potential than your buddy who keeps talking about “investing” but has zero dollars to his name. 🤡💸 So here's a hot take for you: in 2024, Capcom will drop an actual Pragmata NFT and pretend it’s the next big thing. This is fine. 🔥🚀 Grab your tinfoil hats! Share this nonsense or you’re officially cringe, fam! ✌️ #GameOver