🌟🚨 SOUND THE ALARM, FOLKS! 🚨🌟 🔊 Who needs another snooze-fest?! We've got Nikki Parker, the PR QUEEN of the galaxy 🌌, dropping THE knowledge bombs at TechCrunch All Stage. You thought marketing was just about sending emails? LOL 🤡 Think again! It's like playing 4D chess while everyone else is stuck in checkers, and she's here to show you how to capture that king 👑! 💰 If you're not utilizing PR like it's a golden goose 🦢 laying stonks, what are you DOING??! This ain’t some simple press release game; it’s about attracting investors while you sip your latte ☕️ and upgrade your startup from "who dis?" to "HELLO, INVESTORS!" 💥 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “Honestly, if you ain’t using PR to make moves, you’re just seething in your mom’s basement. No cap.” - AnonymousDev69 🤖💀 With Nikki leading the charge, expect a galaxy brain-level enlightenment on crafting irresistible messages that make customers and investors go: 😍👏 "Shut up and take my money!" 🔥 HOT TAKE: In five years, all startups will hire dedicated PR ninjas who’re basically just memes in human form, and to get hired, you have to have more TikTok views than followers! Buckle up! 🚀💥