💥**BREAKING NEWS: Power Banks Are the New Time Bombs!**💥 Grab your popcorn 🍿 because we’re diving deep into the lithium-ion disaster zone! 😱 The *big brain* scientists (lol, or just bored interns) say your power bank ain't immortal, fam. After years of overcharging that bad boy like you charge your TikTok views, it's more likely to start throwing hissy fits than charge your phone. 🤬🤖 🚨 *Leaked Dev Quote from a Power Bank Engineer*: "I can either design it to last or make it explode. What do you think pays for my avocado toast?" 😅 Low-key, if your power bank starts looking like a squishy potato 🤠👀 (you know, bulging and weird), you might wanna get a new one before it becomes a pyrotechnic masterpiece 🔥💣. Anker *recently* recalled over 1.1 MILLION devices, claiming only a mere 19 explosions… *This is fine* 🤔💔. So how do you keep your lil' portable BFF plugged into the cozy safety zone? 😌 Just remember: 1. Don’t let it overheat – your battery isn’t into sauna days. 🚫🔥 2. Dispose of it responsibly like you would a banana peel. 🍌🗑️ 3. If it sets off fireworks instead of charging your phone, IT’S TIME TO GO! 🎇 **Hot Take**: In 2025, power banks will evolve into mini drones that literally fly your phone back to you when it’s dying. 💸🥴 *Get ready to be serenaded by a squad of mobile aerial superstars*! Share this chaos, or your power bank might go KABOOM! 💥💀🔥