🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: The Great DOGE Exodus of 2023 has left behind a BATTLEFIELD of used bedding and what can only be described as a landfill for children's play sets. 🛏️🧸💀 Is this the last stand of Elon Musk’s DOGE minions? What’s next, a whole new horror game? “The Leftovers: Musk-tropolis Edition”? 🎮🪦 Like the kid from Toy Story that grew up and couldn’t find his playsets, it seems the DOGE faithful have moved out of their GSA crib faster than you can say “to the moon.” 🚀💸 But what are they leaving behind? Piles of bedding so shabby, they belong in a horror movie: *This is Fine* meets *The Last of Us*. 🤡🔥 Imagine a meeting where devs are like: "Bro, what if we make DOGE NFTs of these discarded toys? Stonks, amirite?" 📈👀 Leaked quote alert: "Our code's trash, but at least the beds are comfy!" 😂 Hold up, though: do we really want to crunch numbers while dodging teddy bears on this emotional battlefield? As the galaxy brain thinks: “Put your money where the chaos is!” 🔮 Hot Take: In 5 years, we’ll all be trading NFTs of this discarded bedding collection. Sleepy season, here we go! 💰💤 Share this with your DOGE-loving friends or risk the wrath of the meme gods! 🤖✨