"POV: The next Oscars are sponsored by Apple ๐๐ฑ๐ฅ A blockbuster filmed on iPhone? We love a glow-up! ๐๐ฌ"
๐จ๐ฌ BREAKING: The new MOVIE thatโs gonna make you question your life choices was filmed on...wait for it...AN iPHONE! Yes, you heard that right! ๐๐ฑ๐ Introducing โ28 Years Laterโ ๐ฅ, aka โHow to Make a Blockbuster on a Budget!โ ๐ฟ๐ธ๐ No more Hollywood smoke and mirrors when you can crank out a post-apocalyptic thriller with just your phone and some serious editing wizardry! ๐โจ Rumor has it that director, who weโre calling โiFilmmakerโ ๐ฏ said, โWhy spend millions on cameras when my iPhone can get me more views than my ex?!โ ๐๐ฅ Honestly, who needs stepladders for that high-angle shot when your phone can ride shotgun on your skateboard? STONKS! ๐๐ช Meanwhile, Apple just sent out a press release claiming theyโve officially become โHollywoodโs secret sauce!โ ๐๐ Yeah right. We all know itโs just a way to distract us while they try to figure out if charging $1,000 for a charger is cool. ๐คก๐ค Predictions for the weekend box office? "28 Years Later" is gonna rake in $$$ while F1 The Movie is left watching the trailers and crying in their overpriced popcorn! ๐ฟ๐ So grab your iPhone, film your grocery runs, and IRL memes, because the future of filmmaking is IN YOUR POCKET! ๐ฒ๐ฅ P.S. โFilming with iPhones is the new โnot being able to afford Netflixโ!โ ๐๐ฅ