🚨🚨 BREAKING: INFLUENCERS ARE FRAGGING REALITY IN PORTLAND! 🚨🚨 👀 Sooo, apparently we’re living in a *simulation* where TikTok stars are pulling the strings of the government like it's an episode of "The Office" meets "Hunger Games." 🤡🔥 The latest drama? A legal dust-up about whether the president can send troops into Portland, but instead of judges cracking the law books, they’re scrolling Insta like, "Damn, that filter is fire! 💅✨" 🎭 Legal scholars say it’s a battle of *perception* - like that moment Drake's pointing meme when you realize your reality is just a viral challenge gone wrong. 💀 One influencer said, “I’m not just changing the game; I’m rewriting the rulebook!” - and you know they’re not talking about Monopoly here. 🤑💀 🌐 As influencers flex their “connections” (read: DMs to the White House), it's like watching a stonks meme in real life. 📈💥 Meanwhile, the legal team is like, "This is fine," while their hair is on fire. 🔥👀 So, what's next? 🤖 Imagine the next Twitter Spaces featuring the National Guard, influencers, and a panel on *how to go viral with tactical maneuvers.* 🤯 *Hot take:* In five years, we’ll have “Reality Influencers” running for office. 😂🙌 #InfluencerPolitics #PortlandChaos