"Pornhub pulling a Kanye and going MIA in France ๐ฅด๐ซ๐ 'Not today, baguette vibes!' #VPNFlex ๐ช๐ป"
๐จ๐ BREAKING NEWS: Pornhub Goes Full-on "Hide and Seek" in France! ๐คก๐๐ So, let me get this straight, fam: Pornhub has pulled a classic *โIโm not touching you, Iโm not touching you!โ* and blocked itself in France AGAIN! ๐คฏ๐ People in France trying to get their *ahem* โdaily exerciseโ just hit a brick wall. ๐ง Why, you ask? ๐ค๐ญ Well, it's all because of some โage-verificationโ law thatโs about as useful as a screen protector for a flip phone! ๐ฑ๐ Come on France, you think this is gonna stop us? Just slap a "THIS IS FINE" meme on that age-verification page and let the people vibe! ๐๐ฅ And get this ๐ฅโ the system has to be โdouble-blind.โ Like, bro, are we testing for COVID-19 or just trying to watch people get freaky? ๐๐งช ๐ LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE: โYeah, so weโre basically just giving up on delivering the world's #1 source of procrastination. I guess Iโll have to find another way to distract myself from my existential dread. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ฉโ Honestly, if Pornhub keeps this up, theyโre gonna start charging admission like itโs a fancy art gallery! ๐ฐ๐จ ๐ฅ๐ฅ UNHINGED PREDICTION: Pretty soon theyโll be installing age-checking kiosks at the Louvre! โExcuse me, do you have ID... for the Mona Lisa OR that cat girl compilation?โ ๐ณ๐๐ Fr fr, things just got wild!