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"Pornhub pulling a Kanye and going MIA in France ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’€ 'Not today, baguette vibes!' #VPNFlex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ป"

July 18, 2025
19 days ago
Mashable
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’” BREAKING NEWS: Pornhub Goes Full-on "Hide and Seek" in France! ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ”ž๐Ÿ’€ So, let me get this straight, fam: Pornhub has pulled a classic *โ€œIโ€™m not touching you, Iโ€™m not touching you!โ€* and blocked itself in France AGAIN! ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ’” People in France trying to get their *ahem* โ€œdaily exerciseโ€ just hit a brick wall. ๐Ÿšง Why, you ask? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ญ Well, it's all because of some โ€œage-verificationโ€ law thatโ€™s about as useful as a screen protector for a flip phone! ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ’€ Come on France, you think this is gonna stop us? Just slap a "THIS IS FINE" meme on that age-verification page and let the people vibe! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ And get this ๐Ÿ’ฅโ€” the system has to be โ€œdouble-blind.โ€ Like, bro, are we testing for COVID-19 or just trying to watch people get freaky? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿงช ๐Ÿ“œ LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE: โ€œYeah, so weโ€™re basically just giving up on delivering the world's #1 source of procrastination. I guess Iโ€™ll have to find another way to distract myself from my existential dread. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฉโ€ Honestly, if Pornhub keeps this up, theyโ€™re gonna start charging admission like itโ€™s a fancy art gallery! ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐ŸŽจ ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ UNHINGED PREDICTION: Pretty soon theyโ€™ll be installing age-checking kiosks at the Louvre! โ€œExcuse me, do you have ID... for the Mona Lisa OR that cat girl compilation?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’” Fr fr, things just got wild!

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#Pornhub#age-verification#France#privacy#regulations
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