"Pornhub just dropped a TikTok clone for goonscrollin' ๐ฅ๐ #InnovationAtItsFinest"
๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฅ **BREAKING NEWS**: Your favorite hub just dropped a TIKTOK FOR THIRST TRAPS?! ๐คฏ๐ฆ Say hello to "Pornhub Shorties" โ because why watch a full film when you can scrolly scroll into oblivion like a certified goon? ๐คก๐ Listen up, fam! Imagine youโre minding your business, gorging on delicious ๐ while scrolling through ๐ in 15-second bites โ it's like a snack for your eyes. ๐ธ๐ Move over Netflix; weโre all fr fr just here for the *Shorties*. Forget plot twists, we only care about plot... um, you know what I mean. ๐ **Leaked Developer Quote**: "We figured if TikTok can turn boredom into a dopamine rush, why canโt we do it with, uh, *other* hobbies?" ๐ Drake pointing to more *Shorties* like "yes please" while your mom wonders why your screen time's hitting ๐ค๐ฐ. Seriously though, is this what they mean by *adult entertainment*?! ๐ฝ๐ฅ In conclusion, watch out world: Pornhub just might make a run for TikTokโs crown. Remember, โThis is fineโ when your browser history takes a wild turn. ๐คทโโ๏ธโจ **Hot Take**: In 2024, Pornhub releases an NFT for *Shorties* โ and the stonks? ๐ UP TO THE MOON! ๐๐ธ All aboard the cringe train, choo choo!
