💀🔥 BREAKING NEWS: The Pope just hit us with a holy “Nah fam, I’m not a chatbot” regarding AI versions of himself! 🚫🤖 Pope Leo XIV—more like NOPE Leo XIV—is not here for the virtual meet-and-greet madness! 😱 Imagine logging in from anywhere in the world, and there he is, just vibing as an AI while you ask him if you can skip church for brunch! 🍳📲 But nah, he’s like “If anyone doesn’t need a digital avatar, it’s your boy with the holy see 👀💔.” Honestly, the Vatican dodging this bullet is a stonks move on their part! 📈📉 One anonymous developer was overheard saying, “We wanted to create a divine experience, but the Pope just ghosted us harder than my last Tinder date.” 😂💔 Can’t blame him though, AI can barely handle decoding TikTok memes 🤓👾. But real talk, imagine the chaos if AI Pope started dropping TikTok dances during Mass. The internet might explode! 🚀💥 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2030, the Pope will host a weekly Zoom Mass—only to be replaced by an AI version who shills NFTs of holy relics. Get ready for HolyCoin—like Bitcoin but for eternal life! 💸💰 #HolyStonks