🔥👑👾 **BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV Says “Yo, Tech Execs! Let’s Get Ethical With This AI Stuff!”** 👾👑🔥 In a storyline even M. Night Shyamalan couldn’t dream up, the new Pope is out here dropping wisdom bombs on Silicon Valley's finest. 🤔💥 Forget holy water, Leo XIV is tossing holy **AI frameworks** like they're holy bread! 🍞⚡ At the Vatican's AI Ethics Burnout Conference (yeah, that's a thing), he summoned the robotic overlords from Google, Meta, OpenAI, and IBM to conjure up an ethical code better than a hipster’s gluten-free menu! 🥐💻 “Y’all need to get right with AI before it manages to upload your souls to the cloud and sell ‘em on eBay!” 😱💰 Imagine the convo: 🧙‍♂️ PAPA LEO: "So, y’all aiming to build AIs that won’t destroy humanity, right?" 🤖 GOOGLE GUY: “Well, you know… we prefer *incremental improvements*...” 👑 PAPA LEO: “Nah, fam. We need a cosmic **ethical upgrade**. No cap, this ain’t a beta-test!” 🚀🔥 But real talk, can we trust tech giants to make ethical AI while they’re busy stealing our data like it’s Black Friday? 🤔🛒💀 🔥 In conclusion, mark my words: by 2025, we’re gonna be voting for the first-ever AI Pope. “Blessed be the machine” vibes incoming! 🚀👑👾 #StonksOrHolyWater