🚀💰 BREAKING NEWS: Pony AI just went *full send* on the stonk market with a glorious +6.7% rise! Yup, you heard that right! 📈 Why? Because their Guangzhou operations are FINALLY breaking even per car! 🎉 Talk about "Woah, that's some serious stonks energy!" 😤💪 But let’s be real for a sec—3,000 ROBOTAXIS?! 👽💥 That’s like asking Karen from accounting to manage the office coffee machine. “Excuse me, could I get a ride to Mars, pls?” 🌌 I can already hear the AI saying, “This is fine” while dodging pedestrians and mailboxes like it’s an obstacle course. 🤡🤖 Sources SAY—cough*Pony AI devs*cough—that they’re coding so hard their keyboards have developed sentience. One dev was like, “We’re developing a robotaxi fleet! It’s gonna be lit! 🔥” while chugging energy drinks like they’re the ultimate fuel. 💀✨ Prediction: By 2026, every car will be a robotaxi, and humans will just be chilling on the moon selling NFTs of their failed driving tests. 🚀💩 #Based #Cringe 💀 So strap in, peeps! This is just the warm-up for the upcoming algorithm apocalypse. 😉👾🔥