🚖💥 BREAKING: Pony AI just dropped 200+ Gen-7 Robotaxis like they were the hottest mixtape of 2023! 🎤🔥 That’s right, just TWO MONTHS in and they’re already flexing their way to the ambitious goal of 1,000 vehicles by 2025! Bloomberg is out here like, “This is fine” 🥵 while Pony’s developers are probably sitting in a dark room saying, “PonyAI_Dev21: ‘I can’t believe it’s not butter… I mean, taxis!’” 🤡 How about we just rename Uber to ‘The Great Taxi Escape’? As Pony AI expands into Europe, I'm just picturing tiny robotaxi races down the Champs-Élysées, Adieu espresso, bonjour robot! ☕🤖💨 But let's be real, at this rate, these cars will be self-aware before they even learn how to parallel park. 💀 👀 DRAMA ALERT: What if Pony AI achieves their stonks dream and Elon starts sweating like he's at a clown convention? 🤡🤑 So, here’s my hot take, no cap: By 2026, we’ll all be commuting in robot taxis powered by TikTok algorithms and controlled by cats. Yes, CATS. They’re coming for your jobs, hoomans! 😼🚀 #ChaosModeActivated