🚨🔥🤑🌌 **BREAKING: Pony AI is about to hit Hong Kong harder than your grandma’s secret stir-fry recipe! 🍜** So, listen up fam: these boys are raising a whopping $863 MILLION (with a “M”) by slanging 48.3 million shares at $17.88 each! 😱 At this rate, they’ll be throwing more cash than Elon Musk in a meme contest! 🤖💸 But hold up—we just had a little chart party and found out that’s *below* their October Nasdaq close of $18.68! So basically, they’re like Drake pointing at free samples when he knows he can afford the whole Costco. 😬💔 *Stonks?* More like *stooped talks.* 🤡📉 Imagine the devs in their virtual break room, one goes, “Should we charge more?” and another screams, “Nah, just lower the price and call it mooooore friendly 🥺✨.” Meanwhile, investors are sitting there, holding their breath like it's a TikTok challenge. Will they survive this mess? 🤔💀 Prediction alert: Mark my words, Pony AI is about to pivot into creating the world’s first AI pet rock. 💥🌌 So grab your popcorn 🍿, ‘cause the IPO drama is about to get REAL! 💥 **#ThisIsFine** 🔥 #PonyAI #HonkKongStockMarketMadness