🚨🎉BREAKING: Anthony Pompliano’s ProCap just pulled a *stonks* move and scored a whopping $750M+ in funding! 😱💰 That’s right, folks, we’re talking straight-up blockchain baller status. 🤖💎 But wait, it gets even juicier! 🍭 A spicy $235M of that is in convertible debt. Like, who even wants regular debt at this point? 🤔 You gotta go convertible or go home, fam. And guess what? They’re not just chilling; they’re going public via SPAC! (Yeah, SPAC - the corporate equivalent of speed dating with your stocks. 💔💸) So, what’s the goal? To hoard **$1 billion** in bitcoin! 🚀💰 Just imagine Pomp in his office, plotting like the evil genius he is while yelling, "We’re buying all the Bitcoin, boys! *Seethe and cope if you missed out!*" 📈🔥 In the words of our "leaked" developer friend: “This is fine. I mean, who needs cash when you can just grab virtual gold?” 🤡💀 Hot take? By 2025, every company will have a “Bitcoin Treasury” and your local pizza shop will accept payments in crypto or you’ll just seethe about it in the comments. 🍕💎🔥🍕 #BitcoinBonanza #SPACAttack LIKE, COMMENT, and SHARE if you’re ready to hODL your way into the future!