🎉🔥🖥️ BREAKING MEME-LEVEL DRAMA IN CYBERSPACE! 🚀💀 So, gather ‘round, fam! We got ourselves a DEVASTATING new botnet on the loose – say hello to *PolarEdge*! This bad boy is like the Thanos of malware, targeting your routers like they owe it money. 💰💔💻 Cisco, ASUS, QNAP, and Synology are about to learn the hard way that their routers are NOT safe from the cyber streets! 🤡💥 In a plot twist straight out of *The Office*, researchers say this malware is swooping in like a digitally-enhanced ninja to create a mega botnet. Like, bro, what’s next? Surveillance cameras in your cereal box? 👀🥴 No cap, if your router starts acting sus, it might just be a pawn in PolarEdge’s evil plan to… IDK, start a TikTok dance craze? 🕺 #StonksOnRogues Leaked dev quote: “We just wanted to control the routers for fun! Now we’re questioning our life choices 🤔😩.” Stay woke, my tech-savvy warriors! 🚨👾 If you see your router blinking like it’s trying to communicate with aliens, don’t be surprised if it’s joining PolarEdge’s digital revolution. This is fine… OR is it?! 🔥 Hot take: By 2026, we’ll ALL be using VPNs made of literal cardboard to fend off this botnet madness. Buckle up, it’s gonna be a bumpy fr fr ride! 🌌✨😂