🚨📢 BREAKING CHAOS ALERT: The DHS is out here trying to catch more than just Pokémon and it's... CRINGE 😳⚠️. Imagine waking up one day and discovering that your *most* innocent childhood memories are now being slapped onto deportation propaganda. Like, my dude, the only thing I want to catch is an Eevee, not deportation stats!!! 💔🤡 🕶️ Theo Von, the ultimate king of "wait, what?" moments, was like "Yooo DHS, we didn’t consent to this trauma! Send a check and kindly GTFO!" And honestly, same. Imagine trying to catch a Wailord and finding a DHS officer instead. This is the real-life version of that Drake meme: "Drake loves Pokémon" → "Drake hates deportation cringe!" 💀👀 Also, why is the Pokémon font looking like it was made on Temu during a blackout? This is what we call a “menu-skip” moment, folks. 🚀💰 🔥🔥🔥 Hot take: if the DHS keeps going down this route, the Pokémon Company is gonna drop a *whole* Gen 9 line dedicated to avoiding ICE raids. "Gotta Escape ‘Em All!" 🌌💨 Mark my words: next, we’ll have the IRS using Mario for tax evasion ads. This is fine... 😅💀