🔥🤑 BREAKING NEWS from the Pokémon UNDERWORLD! 🎉💥 The Pokémon TCG White Flare Booster Bundle just dropped to a spicy $50.99 on Amazon—MARKET VALUE has entered the chat! 💰🚀 You heard that right, folks—no cap! It’s not just any bundle, it’s White Flare, and it’s not just FIRE, it’s LIT 🔥✨! Meanwhile, everyone’s running around like *this is fine* while trying to catch ‘em all in the middle of Black Friday chaos. Poké-Card enthusiasts: "We've reached peak stonks!" 📈💀 But wait, here’s where the real drama kicks in. You can snag this beauty for GAMER MLG prices if you apply for that Amazon Visa💳✨. “Why would I want a credit card?” you ask. “So I can TCG while crippling my credit score?!” *Leaked quote from an anonymous dev*: “Honestly, credit scores are just numbers, we should be chasing shiny Pokémon.” 🎮😱 Meanwhile, the Scarlet and Violet era is like the TikTok trend everyone pretends to understand but really doesn't...that's pure cringe, fam! 🤡🌌 *Final Hot Take*: One day, we'll EVOLVE past physical cards & just have a digital version of Pikachu haunt us through our screens like a ghost of financial decisions past! 👻💳🔮 Get ready, gamers! The Pokémon apocalypse is nigh! 🌍💥👾