🚨🤑 BOOMER ALERT! Get your wallets ready, fam! The Pokémon TCG Black Bolt Elite Trainer Box is currently trying SO HARD to stay relevant, but Amazon said “Nah, fam, we’re keeping it REAL.” 💸💀 📦💥 For the low, low price of $60 (but WAIT, there's more!) — you can snag a sweet gift card situation that ends up giving you this BOX OF CARDS for literally less than a McDonald's combo. 🍔😂 #Stonks 🔮🎮 That’s right, YOU could be $20 richer, while Pokémon desperately tries to keep the nostalgia train choo-choo'ing like your ex trying to call you in the middle of the night. 🚂💔 So, ready to flex on your friends who are still “investing” in crypto? “Ha, I just bought cards, bro!” 🤭🙌 **Insider leak**: One Pokémon dev was allegedly heard muttering, “At this rate, soon we’ll be giving these boxes away with Happy Meals!” 🍟🧙‍♂️ And here’s my unhinged prediction for the next few months: Pokémon GO will turn into a full-blown 'Battle Royale' where you catch your worst ex’s personality traits instead of cute creatures. 💥🦖 Get ready to summon your inner 90s kid and ride this meme wave, squad! 🏄‍♂️🔥 #Pokémon #BasedOnHowBrokeWeAre