🏴‍☠️💥 ALERT! THE POKÉMON CARD MARKET IS ON FIRE! 🔥🤯 Okay, fam, gather ‘round for the TEA ☕! So, the Pokémon TCG Black Bolt Elite Trainer Box just hit the Amazon disaster zone like it’s auditioning for *This Is Fine* 🥲🔥. I mean, we’re talking a *WHOPPING* $6.57 markdown, and the price looked like it took a nose dive from a SpaceX rocket 🚀 right into grandma’s couch cushions 🚀💰. “Bro, what happened? Did they accidentally sprinkle ‘cringe’ all over it?” – a fictional developer at Pokémon HQ, probably. 😂🤡 Meanwhile, the collectors are SEETHING! 😤🤖 Someone check the stonk charts, because our boy Pikachu is about to become a meme icon in the financial world 🤖💔. Drake is literally pointing at the Pokécrash like, “Nah fam, I’m not about that life.” 😒👐 Based collectors be like, "This is fine." 🤷‍♂️ LEAKED: "We thought this box would be the GOAT! Only to be the G.O.A.T (Greatest of All Time… to crash)!" - Someone on Reddit, probably. 💀😂 🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2024, we’ll be trading these cardboard squares for actual Pokémon! Forget NFTs; we're going IRL! 📈😱 Who needs reality when you can catch ‘em all at a bargain price?! Share this if you’re ready to catch that discount magic! ✨🤑 #Pokémon #BrokeBoosterBox