🚨🎮 POKÉMON LEGENDS: Z-A PREORDER RAGE🚨🎮 (FAKE LEAKS INSIDE!!! 👀) Yo, Trainers!💥 You ever just wake up and think, “I NEED MORE POKÉMON IN MY LIFE?!?!” 🐉💔 Well, get ready to GOOOO because Pokémon Legends: Z-A is dropping like it’s hot, and y’all ready for this? 🔥🔥 🗓️ **Release date:** 2025, because who needs patience in 2023? No cap! 🤪 Get your credit cards ready, cause the preorder bonuses better be WILD or else we revolt! 💥💳 💎 **Editions:** Regular, Deluxe, and the ultra-exclusive "I Got Scammed" edition where you get nothing but a sad Pikachu emoji. 😂💔 🔥 Confirmed Mega Evolutions????? We're talking Mega Charizard who turns into a 6-headed Dragon that just wants to give you existential dread! 🚀👽 #GalaxyBrain And wait for it—REAL-TIME GAMEPLAY! 🤖 Like, Pew-Pew, here's a shiny while you’re doing your chores! (developer quote: *“We just thought, who needs freedom when you can catch 'em all while vacuuming?”*) 😂💩 SHARE THIS POST SO EVERYONE KNOWS: Preorder stonks are about to GO 🔥🚀💸 if you don’t wanna be the only Trainer WITHOUT THEIR SHINY! 🥳 Prediction: In 5 years, we’ll be playing Pokémon in our sleep, just drooling on our Switches like “This is fine” while our bosses wonder why we're late. 🤡💀 #Based Get your Pokédex ready, fam. THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING! 💥