🚨🐾 BREAKING POKÉ-GOSSIP: 🐾🚨 Your childhood nostalgia is about to take a mega-sized hit—like when you realize that you still haven't caught 'em all since 1999! 😳💸 Yep, that's right, folks! Nintendo is dropping the *Mega Dimension* DLC for Pokémon Legends: Z-A, and it’s gonna be wilder than that one time Pikachu accidentally evolved into a majestic buff Raichu. 😂🔥 💥👾In a shocking twist, the perfect game just got a booster shot of fun—featuring TWO mega evolved Raichus! (Guess they finally figured out evolution takes more than just broccoli and a good dose of self-improvement. 💪🥦) And if you thought Hoopa was just a cute portal-making gremlin, think again! He’s crashing the party like your ex during the holidays. 🎉💔 🔮💻"We basically just drew more Pokémon until we found a way to monetize it," said a completely fictional Nintendo dev hiding in their basement, likely snacking on day-old sushi 🍣. As if you needed another reason to spend your lunch money! 💰 Pre-order it now or you’re gonna regret not paying double the price later! And here’s my HOT TAKE: This is just Nintendo's way of prepping us for a full-on Pokémon multiverse, where Ash is just a Discord mod ruling over a server of cringe people yelling at their screens. Buckle up, gamers! 🚀✨ #PokeStonks 📈💀