👽💥 BREAKING: NASA’s New Horizons gave us a sneak peek of Pluto *10 YEARS AGO* 🤯👽 and we’re still out here waiting for the *rest of that tea*? Like, NASA, I get that Pluto is mad distant, but fr fr, this is giving “that friend who always leaves you on read” vibes! 🚀😩 So, here’s the deets: 🎨 Pluto dropped some *gorgeous scenery* pics on us back in 2015, and now we’re just sitting here like this is fine 🔥😅, trying to piece together what the heck is happening on that cold rock. It’s like a cosmic episode of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” and we just can’t find the next season! 📉💔 Rumor has it, a *secret NASA developer* said, “Honestly, Pluto has a glow-up, but the budget for a sequel is just… 🤡💰. Do you know how much space ice cream costs?!” 😂 Meanwhile, scientists are like: “We need to kickstart Pluto into the 2020s. Where’s the TikTok?” and I’m like, just send a plucky rover already. This isn’t Rocket Science—oh wait… it is! 💀✨ **Hot take**: I bet Pluto drops a mixtape before we get to answer more questions. *Imagine the Pluto diss tracks!* 🚀🔥💥 #PlutoMixtape #Stonks 💸