🎉💥🚨 SWIPE YOUR CARDS, FOLKS! Episode 3 of "Pluribus" just dropped, and it's colder than your ex's heart! 💔❄️ We're takin' a trip to the land of fjords and ice hotels, but like... can you actually stay in one? Let's break it down like TikTok dances! 💃💰 Imagine this: Carol and Helen are chillin' in an ice hotel in Norway—*cue the oh-em-gee sound effects* 🥶🤯. But IRL? You might need to bring your own heat! Here’s what the *“totally not a leaked quote”* developer said: “Yeah, you can stay, but pack enough thermals to survive a polar bear hug. Just don’t expect room service—unless you’re cool with frozen pizzas.” 🍕🐻 Drake's out here pointing left like "Stay in an ICE hotel? Nah fam, that's a hard pass!" 🙅‍♂️🔥 Meanwhile, stonks for my heated blanket company are going up! 📈✨ But, in all seriousness, if you wanna freeze your buns off in the name of Instagram clout, here's the tea: the ice hotel experience is totally *based*, but remember, it's basically a fancy freezer with a view. 🥶💁‍♂️ Predicting the hot take: Ice hotels will soon become the next “luxury camping” trend, and I’m here for it. Cope with that frostbite and enjoy your overpriced ice cube suite, fam! 🥴🛌🔗🔥 #ThisIsFine #IceIceBaby