🚨BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS🚨: Ploy just secured a whopping $3.33 MILLION to rain down on those pesky identity thieves like a superhero but without the cape (or the powers, LMAO). 🦸‍♂️💰 So, picture this: two tech bros, Harry Lucas and Jacob Prime, said "Nah" to boring corporate life at Metomic Ltd. and decided to go full “Stonks” on the cybersecurity scene. 💾💥 They’re out here trying to automate the defense against identity-based cyberthreats like they're assembling the Avengers. "This is fine," they said, as hackers are basically like your aunt who can’t stop asking for your Netflix password. 😂🚫🖥️ 🔍💀 “People keep losing their identities like it’s a LOST episode,” commented the CTO in a totally real and NOT made-up quote. “So we thought, why not throw some automation into the mix and charge them a fee for it?” 💸💻 🔥 Bet your grandma’s Wi-Fi password that Ploy is gonna blow up faster than TikTok trends! Mark my words: soon enough, they’ll be fighting off cyber thugs while charging you for a subscription service just to breathe! In conclusion, if you think 2024’s gonna be the year of cybersecurity sanity, think again—because we’re about to live in an identity theft dystopia, baby! 🚀💀🤖💥