🍏💀 *BREAKING: I Guess Apple Doesn’t Believe in Privacy...* 🚀🔍 So, we’ve got a wild plot twist straight outta Silicon Valley, fam! Apple has decided to sue Chen Shi, a former Apple Watch wizard, for allegedly trading 🍏 secrets for handshakes and a fat paycheck from Oppo. Yep, you read that right! 🤡💰 According to Apple (who only plays *slightly* dirty), Mr. Shi, the *Sensor System* architect, was out here acting like a ninja 🥷—scheduling back-to-back meetings while he was *actually* plotting to snag Apple’s secrets like it was a hot Black Friday deal. Man said, “I’m just taking care of my elders,” but he was more like “🚀 I’m taking care of my *future*!” 💼🔥 *Leaked* developer quote: “We thought he was just being wholesome, but turns out he was channeling his inner Frank Underwood! 🤯” Let’s be real: This is a classic case of “this is fine” while the Apple Watch team watches their trade secrets go poof! 💨 So, are we calling it a tech crime drama? Or just another episode of *Oppo Gotcha!*? 😬 Prediction? Apple will unleash a new ‘Betrayal Detection Sensor’ in their next watch release. Available only for those who prefer spicy drama in their tech! 🔮🚀 *Stay cringe, my friends!*