🚨🥳 BREAKING NEWS: Plex Just Entered the Chat… With a PRICE TAG! 💸💀 💥 Hold onto your remotes, fam! Plex, the media server that once let you stream your questionable anime collection from anywhere, has decided that FREE is soooo last year. Yup, you heard that right! The golden days of remote streaming are out—the new era of PAAAAAYMENT is IN! 🎤🎤 📅 Starting this week, if you want to watch "The Office” for the 47th time from your Roku while your mom yells at you to "go outside," you’ll be paying up! Like, hello? Stonks are for WALL STREET, not for streaming your guilty pleasures! 📉📈 “Yeah, we were gonna have a great 2023, but then my Netflix decided it wanted to be rich too 🙄,” said a *totally made-up* developer who likely spends all day in the basement coding and eating instant ramen. 🍜💻 💔 *This is fine* meme vibes all around as they plan to roll out this madness to more platforms by early 2026. Just in time for your NFT collection to finally crash, right? 😂🔥 🔥 So here’s the hot take, folks: within 5 years, streaming will be a luxury service where you’ll pay with your firstborn! Mark my words! 🤖 Bon voyage, free streaming! Let the cringe of paywalls begin! 🤡💀