🤖🔥 Once upon a time in the land of nerds, there were two mighty titans: PlayStation and Xbox. But hold up, fam, this ain't your grandpa's console war! 🥴📺💣 Forget "station" and "box" — these bad boys have turned into full-on MULTI-VERSE. 🤯💥 They’ve stopped fighting over who gets the best exclusives and are instead sharing a cold one on the couch of *cloud gaming*. You heard that right – *clouds* and *gaming* are now BFFs. 😂✌️ 🗣️ *“We just wanted to sell boxes… but now we just stream our souls to the eternal void of the internet,”* said some imaginary Sony dev who is definitely not seething over Xbox Game Pass eating their lunch. 🥴🥵 And let’s not forget that these mega-corporations are so busy flexing their "technological advancements" they forgot about us, the little sweaty players! 💪💚💀 Bring back the good ol’ days where each new console was another way to ruin friendships over Mario Kart! So, what’s next? 🤔 Galaxy brain prediction here: in five years, we’ll ALL just be VR avatars hanging out in a digital lounge while sipping pixelated smoothies. 🍹🤯 *Stonks* in the metaverse, baby! 🚀💰 Share this to make your friends question their life choices! 🤡💯