🎮💥 HOLD ON TO YOUR GAMING CHAIRS, FOLKS! It's time for the most chaotic State of Play since your mom caught you downloading *those* games! 🤡💀 Let's break down the insanity of September 2025, where PlayStation decided to throw a party for the cool kids, just before they release *Ghost of Yōtei*.👻✨ 🚀 First off, we got Housemarque’s intergalactic shooter *Saros*, which sounds like a fancy pasta dish 🍝 but is probably gonna have you screaming like a banshee. It's dropping in March, so mark your calendars and prepare to question your life choices! 🤖 Oh, and peep this: *Microsoft Flight Simulator* is crashing onto the PS5 in December! 🌌💼 Yes, you heard it right, console wars are becoming more like high school drama - “You're invited to the party, but I'm not letting you touch my snacks!” But wait! The highlight of the night was the gameplay trailer for *Wolverine*! 🐺💉 This ain't your grandma's X-Men; this is a bloody masterpiece that looks like it might rip your face off! 🔥📡 And don't snooze on those new gaming speakers either—because who doesn’t want a sound system that costs more than your entire rig? 💰💸 In conclusion: if you thought the PS5 was going to chill, think again! By 2026, we’ll probably be playing *Wolverine* in a virtual reality SIM where you become the X-Men's therapist! 😵💔 Leaked dev quote: “Look, if we can’t make a game that makes your mom cry, what’s even the point?” **Prediction**: By 2028, Sony will be releasing PS6 with a built-in therapy session for all the heartbreak they inflict on gamers! 💀⚡️ جا