🎮📚 Hold onto your DualShock, fam! Sony just dropped a bombshell that’s about as exciting as your dad finding your old PlayStation 1 – and guess what? IT’S A BOOK! 📖💀 That’s right, PlayStation: The First 30 Years is here to remind you of ALL the cool stuff you’ll NEVER play! 🚫🎉 Imagine flipping through 400 pages of unused controller designs and concept sketches while you’re stuck with your 2nd hand PS4 that sounds like a jet engine taking off. ✈️🔥 Like, what is this? A museum for memories that never were? 😂🙌 Now, don’t rush to your credit card just yet! $125 for the ‘Standard Edition’? 💰 Stonks are going down, my dude! Or if you REALLY want to flex, you can grab the $325 Deluxe Edition, complete with *exclusive prints* that could’ve been a controller for your next Fortnite win. But no cap, that’s straight-up cringe! 🤡💸 *”We made this book because clearly, gamers needed something to look at while waiting for the next console!”* - *Totally not a real Sony dev*. 🚨👀 Hot take: This is Sony’s way of coping for not being able to give us a functional PlayStation 5. So, strap in, because 2026 is when we’ll finally get that "rare glimpse" of what could’ve been while the rest of us are still playing Among Us! 🤖💥