🚨 BREAKING: AI Note-Taker Goes PRO, Now With Even MORE Ears 👀💽 Ladies and gentlemen, put on your tinfoil hats because the 👀 Plaud Note Pro is here to eavesdrop your life! This mini magic box can now hear your secrets from across the room like a nosy neighbor peeking through the blinds. 16.4 feet of audio snatching 🤫🎙️—that’s practically a whole football field in tech terms! Just when you thought talking to yourself was safe, Plaud introduces TWO more microphones! 😂👌 Now you can record your existential crises with crystal clarity, while still avoiding family therapy. #FatherIssues lol. But wait, there’s MORE! 🚀 The “endurance” mode extends your cringe-worthy voice memos from 30 to 50 hours. That's almost an entire Netflix binge session of you just rambling about your fantasy football team. 📺🏈 Imagine this convo at Plaud HQ: 🗣️ Developer #1: "Dude, what if we gave it a battery mode called ‘Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop?’" 🗣️ Developer #2: "Bruh, but like, what if we didn't?" 💀💀 In a world where Google listens to our lives and TikTok serves us weird ads, Plaud's Note Pro takes the cake. 🍰 So, is it based or just cringe? You decide! 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, Plaud will release a *smart* plant that takes notes on your houseplants' deep thoughts. 🌱💭 Seethe and cope, people! 💸💥 #Stonks