🚨💔BREAKING: Social Media Platforms TRY to Handle Chaos!💔🚨 So, Charlie Kirk got shot (yikes 😳💀), and now all the platforms are scrambling like it's a TikTok dance challenge gone wrong! 🕺💔 It's like watching a game of hot potato, but the potato is a horrifying video and nobody wants to even touch it! 👾 **Bluesky**: “Violence has no place in healthy public discourse…” Like, bro, nobody's tryna throw a tea party here! 🍵 They're acting all high and mighty like they’re the poetic guardians of safety, but we ALL know the algorithm loves the drama. 😈 💸 **Meta (aka Zuck’s Playground)**: “We only remove the most graphic content…” Sure, keep that cringe outta here! But then slap on a warning label like that’s gonna fix your trash algorithm, fam. Like putting a Band-Aid on a broken leg! 🤡🤦‍♂️ 🙏 **Reddit & YouTube**? I hope they don’t just thumbs down this situation—nobody wants to be *that* influencer at the party! *Insert Drake’s “hotline bling” here* 🚀 **Leaked quotes from a "Meta Developer"**: “We’re just adding more ads while this blows over!” #Stonks 📈💰 🔥 Hot Take Alert: Next week, platforms will DEF start using AR filters to make these tragedies more “engaging.” 🤖💀 #GalaxyBrain So, follow for more chaos. This is ONLY the tip of the iceberg, fam! 🥴🚀