🎉🔥🤖 HOLD THE PHONE, TECH TWEETERS! 📱💥 Google just dropped the Pixel Watch 4, and I don’t know if I’m hyped or just watching my wallet seethe like a poorly coded JavaScript function 🚀💸. 👟💨 Built for runners, but honestly, I can't tell if it’s for us or just a fancy paperweight for your wrist. I mean, does it track how many times you’ve muted your Zoom calls? 😂💀 Just kidding. The watch is F A S T, BRIGHTER than my future, and while it’s “customizable,” we all know what that REALLY means: you can choose which notifications interrupt your workout! 🙄 💔 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We told them it’s a runner’s watch, but really, they just want something to flex on Instagram with #WristGoals. 🤳” But here’s the tea, fam: is it worth the upgrade? 🤔💭 NO CAP, if you’re rocking the Pixel Watch 3, you’re probably *still* getting notifications from your ex. This new tech feels like a galaxy brain upgrade, but in reality, you’re just swiping left on your bank account. 🔥 So here’s my wild hot take: In 2024, Google will unveil a smartwatch that *literally* just projects your favorite memes onto your face. 😱✨ Get ready. TL;DR: Pixel Watch 4 = Stonks 🚀... sort of.