🚨🔔 BREAKING NEWS: Google is cooking up the Pixel Watch 4 and it’s about to slap harder than your parents when they find out you didn’t take out the trash! 🧹💀 So, let’s spill the tea: 📊👀 They say this bad boy is gonna track your blood oxygen like it’s trying to win a 100m dash. “Continuous tracking? Ain't nobody got time for that!” screams the watch while you’re just vibin’ on the couch binge-watching reality TV. 🛋️📺 But wait, there’s more! Satellite communication? 🚀💡 Oh sure, because what I really need is to call 911 while I’m hiking up a mountain to flex on Instagram. “Hey, can you send a rescue for my bad life choices? Thanks!” 🤪📞 And let’s not forget the ultra-genius feature where you can finally cool down those notifications—like putting a chill on your frenemies blowing up your feed with their stonks 📈💵. One dev allegedly said, “We’re just trying to make sure users have time to, ya know, breathe.” 👀💭 Hot take: By 2025, the Pixel Watch 10 will be able to teleport you to an alternate reality where you’re a millionaire influencer and TikTok isn’t a thing. 🤑🔥 So, buckle up fam; the future’s looking spicy with this watch! 😎✨💪 #GoogleWatch4 #FOMO