🚨🕒 **BREAKING NEWS: Pixel Watch 4 is Here to Steal Your Heart (or at Least Your Wallet)** 💰👀 Gather 'round tech aficionados and meme lords! The Pixel Watch 4 is leaking more than a toddler with a juice box! 🍊👶 According to the mystical sage Bedros Pamboukian (seriously, who names their kid that? 🤡), we’ve got the full scoop on the color lineup—and folks, it is *chef's kiss*... if you hate yourself! 🙃 🚀🎨 These color choices include: 1. Iris - for those who want to feel like a fancy flower 🌸 2. Lemongrass - for all your wannabe hipster aromatherapy needs 🍃🧘 3. Porcelain - because why not wear your grandma’s bathroom decor on your wrist? 🚽💀 And wait for it... it's all launching with *three* body variations! I can practically hear the stonks going up 💹, but let’s be real, it’s not like you can fight the cringe of a 41mm smartwatch on your wrist. 📉 🔮 In a leaked conversation, one dev was overheard saying, "Bro, nobody asked for 4 new colors. They should just make a timepiece that comes with Wi-Fi built-in... for memes!" 😂💥 So, ready to throw your cash at this bland wrist candy? Because if you don’t, you’ll be missing out on the NEXT BIG THING (that’s totally gonna flop)! 🚀🔥 **Hot Take:** In 2025, the Pixel Watch 5 will only come in two colors: "Desperation" and "Please Send Help." 🤖👀