👀💥 BREAKING NEWS IN THE LAND OF FITNESS TECH 🍩🥤: the Pixel Watch 4 is back with another snoozer, and honestly, it feels more like a “why-bother” than a “let’s-go!” 🚶‍♂️💨💩 Word on the digital street is, Google needs to stop looking in the mirror and check out the competition—ya know, like Garmin, who is straight-up flexing on this whole fitness tracking game. 🤖💪 I mean, who wants a smartwatch that tracks how many snacks you’ve devoured in a Netflix binge? 📺🍕 #NoCap 💬 “If the Pixel Watch 4 doesn’t get features that don’t make me feel like I’m wearing a potato on my wrist, I’m throwing it in the garbage and calling it a day,” says a totally real developer from Google who definitely didn't just chug a Mountain Dew. 😂💀 Drake is pointing at Garmin like “🔥 this is the GOAT!” while Google is like “This is fine.” 😩🔥🚀 So here’s the spicy take: IF Google adds a *real-time* snack counter with calorie burn for all that pizza you devoured while binge-watching *Friends*, the Pixel Watch 4 would go from “meh” to “my precious.” 🥇💰🤑 🔥💥 PREDICTION ALERT: in 2024, Google will drop a feature so lit it’ll track your ex’s heartbreak calories. Stonks 📈💀 ! Get ready for the chaos!