🚨📱💥 BREAKING NEWS: Google Pixel owners are having a full-on PTSD moment with the lock screen in Android 16! If you thought freezing your assets in the stock market was bad, wait until you see your lock screen just... *chilling* like it's on a Mediterranean vacation! 🥵💀💸 Yo, fam, this ain't just a "me" problem. Thousands of Pixel users are flocking to Reddit like it’s the last sale on Black Friday just to complain about their phones acting like they took a 10-hour nap. 💤💤 You know it’s bad when the lock screen is more frozen than my love life! 😳💔 According to a “totally real” developer quote I just whipped up, “We thought we were releasing a smooth update, but instead, we created a virtual ice rink.” 🏒🔥 Sounds about right, Google! Keep these issues coming and we’ll start calling it *Android 666* because let’s be real, this is hell. In the meantime, you can just stare at your frozen pixel masterpiece while saying, “This is fine” ☕🐶. Good luck with that! 🔥 *Hot take:* In 2025, the only thing more frozen than your Pixel's lock screen will be the entire tech industry as it runs out of ideas and just starts selling fridges with social media apps. No cap, it’s happening! 🤖👀 #PixelProblems #TechGoesFrozen