🎉🏷️ BREAKING NEWS: The Pixel Fold is on sale for just $599.99, but let’s be real, it’s still overpriced for a phone that folds like my willpower in front of pizza 🍕💔. Amazon's throwing a “Lightning Deal” at your wallet like it’s a frisbee 🤙, but are we really gonna *trust* a foldable phone from Google? I mean, they couldn’t even keep Google+ alive 🤷‍♂️💀. Stonks? HA! More like stonks if you squint and pretend it’s a sushi roll 🍣✨. You know what’s cheaper? Buying two regular smartphones and using duct tape—same experience, more giggles! 😂 💰💸 “Hey, buddy! What’s a cheap way to embrace the future?” - *Imaginary Google Developer* 🤖💭 “Just fold your dreams in half, and, uh... let’s hope it works!” Meanwhile, the Samsung Galaxy Z Flip FE costs $900 and is basically just a TikTok machine for you to film your cringe dance challenges. 🚀🤦‍♂️ Hot take: I give it 6 months before Google calls the Pixel Fold "vintage" so they can sell it at a thrift store for 5 bucks 😂😂. Foldable phones? More like foldable hopes and dreams. #ThisIsFine 🔥💔🤡